Crisis Of Faith

Title Crisis Of Faith
Rating PG-13

I don't care. It's not real. It's all just some fucked up role playing game some nerd dreamed up because he can't get laid.

It's not real, there's no vampires, there's no girl destined to kill them. Even if there was, it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.

It's not real.

If it was, I'd be a killer.

I'm not a killer.

I'm not.

She dials a number and says, "Ms Morgan? The Faith crisis is no longer an issue." Someone had a crisis of faith? Glad it's not me. Not that I care. Because I don't.

I don't.